Fairly normal guy, having managed to hide my most arrestable traits for many years. Manic drummer, avid sci-fi reader and writer, fanatic for 80's movies, a true football fan who values the joy of winnng a corner more than elusive and over-rated cup competitions (go on, you all guessed QPR, didn't you), and full time family man.
50 Reviews Listed
Armitage III - Poly Matrix - Bio-Dome - Root Canal Surgery - well it's funnier than the movie... Breakfast Club, The - Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm..... Carry On Abroad - Carry On Again Doctor - Carry On at your Convenience - It'll drive you round the bend... Carry On Cabby - Carry On Camping - Don't Let Sleeping Bags Lie! Carry On Columbus - These aren't the Indians you were looking for... Carry On Constable - Carry On Cowboy - Lets Get Ready to Rumpo!! Carry On Cruising - Carry On Dick - Carry On Doctor - It'll have you in stitches! Carry On England - Bring On Columbus! Carry On Follow That Camel - Carry On Henry - Henry was a good man with his chopper.... Carry On Jack - Twas On The Good Ship Venus.... Carry On Loving - Wedded Bliss? Chance would be a fine thing! Carry On Matron - Mum's the word! Carry On Nurse - Carry On Regardless - Want a Helping Hand? Carry On Screaming - Frying Tonight! Carry On Sergeant - Carry On Spying - Double O.... Ooohhh! Carry On Teacher - Carry On up the Khyber - It was a cold place for the privates... Delirious - Wake up, Jack - it's not a dream..... Dragnet - The people in this review are real - only the facts have been changed to protect the innocent..... Eight Days A Week - When Love Hurts, it can REALLY hurt! Getting Any? - Well, he's persistant, at least...... Heat Guy J - Horrors of Spider Island - Spider-man! Spider-man! Does whatever Brian Blessed can! Kind Hearts and Coronets - Man With One Red Shoe, The - Missionary, The - He gave his body to save their souls... Monstrosity - Bodies for sale! Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic.... Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell, A - Where the prehistoric meets the prepubescent... Planes Trains and Automobiles - It may be Thanksgiving, but he's sick of THIS turkey! Please Sir! - Princess Bride, The - Not just your basic, average, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale. Romance With a Double Bass - Secret Of My Success, The - Overnight success? No - just a little over two weeks.... Some Kind Of Wonderful - Proof that the rich kids are always a pain in the ass.... Streets of Fire - Another Time, Another Place.... The Runaway Bus - Time Machine, The - Maybe he'll have Morlock this time..... Volunteers - When Harry Met Sally - Well? Can men and women REALLY be just friends?